Who needs a bike when you tear around your hood in a full-sized Big Wheel? Crush those poncy lads and their fancy fixies under your giant 26″ rubber front wheel, and then power slide over their remains with the extra fat 14″ rears. The High Roller’s heavy duty steel frame and fork can support over 275 lbs, and its adjustable padded seat can accommodate people up to 6’6″ tall — so even if you’re a starting linebacker for the Jacksonville Jaguars you’ll be able to have some fun. Get your own High Roller adult-sized Big Wheel for just $650.