If you’ve ever wondered whether receiving a paintball blast might be a little too intense for you, you probably didn’t attempt a bout with a Rambo-fied Jackson-Pollock machine like this one. Because the Breda M37 8MM Paintball Machine Gun probably is… for your opponent, anyway. This 30-lb gun measures a good 50″ long and comes with a Q-loader automatic paintball feed system. Plan your paintball armageddon ahead, though, because each Breda M37 8MM paintball machine gun is made to order for a mere $4,999.

Pull the paint trigger on the Breda Paintball Machine Gun after the Jump…