What do you do when a million-dollar Goldzilla crashes your town? Either crack out your diamond King Kong or get the hell out of the dodge on your million-dollar bike. Japanese luxury jewelers Ginza Tanaka have apparently gotten bored with wedding bands and moved on to everyone’s favorite nuked up  — and now flossed out — lizard. Created on commission in honor of the greatest Kaiju on Earth’s birthday, the 10″ figure is 24k solid gold, stands on a marble base, runs for $1.5 million, and will be showing around Japan starting July 20th. This is right about where we’d elicit one of those crazy Godzilla screams, except we can’t… so we’ll just move on…