Since the new Godzilla film took over multiplexes everywhere this summer, it’s no wonder that the likeness of fire-breathing megalizard is all over the place, like here and here. It was only a matter of time until Medicom released a Bearbrick version upon your desktop, too. Advanced purchase orders are being accepted now for the gigantic 1000% Godzilla x Medicom Toy Bearbrick, with delivery expected early 2015, for about $308 (also available in still-large 400%). The thing is, not to take monster dump all over your breakfast or anything, but you have to be ordering from an exclusive list of countries in Asia to get it, and it can be ordered by application only. But cheer up, because what’s also worth noting is that there is word of the Godzilla film sequel in 2018. So, at least you got that to look forward to while you weep over your unattainable toy…