Chris Cowan Sanluis, fashion designer to the stars, has teamed up with the tech brand Acer to make us all a shiny reminder that the world has completely gone to shit — in a fun, earthbound-Barbarella sort of way. What you have here is more than a sparkly pink sequined sombrero. Because this is actually a sparkly pink sequined sombrero that will vastly improve your selfie angles, made with a camera-shot holder that will specifically fit (and promote) the Acer’s new A1-840 tablet. Now that’s convenience. Boasted as the “world’s first selfie hat” — as if such an invention were on par with the (nonselfie-taking) telephone or rocket-launching gogo boots — the hat rotates 360-degrees for the optimal selfie. But that’s not all. The tablet comes with wittle hats of its own for reasons presently unknown to man. Aww, isn’t that fucking absurd and the Earth is ready to implode with its own stupidity adorable? Well, get ready world. It premiered yesterday, September 16th, for London fashion week. As for a detachable shimmery shoulder pad that looks like a second head? Sorry, you’re still on your own when it comes to #photobomb fashion.

Turn your brain into bubble gum and say cheese…