Everyone knows that there is nothing more metal than pop music, except absolutely everything. And that is what is so effing metal about these pop acts given the heavy metal treatment. Rumored to have been designed by some dude named David Ward, it’s actually pretty damned hard to find an online store for them. That’s when you know you’re really metal.

Fuck Iron Maiden, because now you can rock some Celine Dion like the Beast. Also other hardcore favorites like Niceklback, Phil Collins, Mumford & Sons and Justin Bieber — with his named spelled wrong, as it should be. Excuse me, metal-shirt guy, but Phil Collins actually is pretty effin’ metal. Well, maybe “metal ” is an over statement…

More looks at Pop Heavy Metal T-shirts after the Jump…