…and by hairy I mean crazy, rugged, gnarly. There are three very important rules to obey when dealing with a girl wearing this Brian Lichtenberg skirt and they all require her to be locked in a padded box stuffed with those packages labeled do not eat. Plug in your own euphemisms to the below rules.

Rule #1: Don’t get her wet.
Rule #2: Don’t feed her after midnight.
Rule #3: Don’t expose her to sunlight.

By the looks of the model, she may be paying too much attention to rules #2 and #3. Made of wool, tweed and cotton with Swarovski crystals for eyes, this skirt is actually available for $2,100 at Alex & Chloe.