These may not be the most practical material for everyday dishware, or unbreakable fistware, but I’d argue they’re a household necessity. These China Knuckles — courtesy of Juliet Ames of The Broken Plate Pendant Company — are all cut from authentic blue Willow Ware china. And while these very breakable bad boys may be neither fight safe nor microwave safe, they’re only $60. So, maybe they’re worth having the next time you want to serve a heaping plate of vengeance. . .

Hello, enemies, glad you could make it for dinner. Bam, look who just got served.

Fists of fury not included…