28 Jan
Red Vines, arm candy, and good old American guts

The continuing saga of one girl’s plight with unemployment…(read vol I,  vol II, vol III, vol IV, vol V,  vol VI, vol VII, vol. VIIIvol IX, vol X,  vol XI, vol XII and vol XIII) Confession. Diving with sharks scares me. Being broke scares me. Moving to Texas scares me. But really what scares me the most is being offered another corporate job […]


The continuing saga of one girl’s plight with unemployment…(read vol I,  vol II, vol III, vol IV, vol V,  vol VI, vol VII, vol. VIII vol IX, vol X and vol XI) Over the last month a few people have started to ask me things like: “When’s the new Bureaucracy for Breakfast coming?!” or: “Where’s the new blog? I’m waiting!” I’m sure […]


I don’t what makes this so funny to me — Elmo in a dirty wifebeater, Bert as Bushwick Bill’s phantom nemesis, or a Brat as Scarface’s bitchsmacked ghetto ho — but for some reason a cognac swiggin’, gun totin’, blunt smokin’ muppet really makes me laugh. Go figure. Btw, am I crazy or is Elmo […]