If you grew up in the 1980’s you probably wished Steven Spielberg were a family friend. Sure the man helmed such Hollywood classics as Jaws, Indiana Jones, Schindler’s List, Saving Private Ryan, etc, but it was his work crafting unbearably lovable characters in E.T. and Gremlins that made kids go bonkers. Aaah, Gremlins — who […]

…and by hairy I mean crazy, rugged, gnarly. There are three very important rules to obey when dealing with a girl wearing this Brian Lichtenberg skirt and they all require her to be locked in a padded box stuffed with those packages labeled do not eat. Plug in your own euphemisms to the below rules. […]