There are a lot diet and exercise plans out there for mothers who need help retaining their coveted MILF status. But look no further mother-I’d-like-to…find — introducing the Taga Child Carrier Bike and Luxury Baby Stroller. It’s a stroller, it’s a bike, it’s a MILF status retainer. Exercise your way to a better, MILFier you […]

In case you were in the market for a getaway vehicle kit this summer, have we got the hovercraft for you. Universal Hovercraft has taken all the guess work out of hovercraft assembly by making you do the assembling. There’s also a used hovercraft section where one can buy, sell or trade these homemade, hovering […]

So, you’ve just had a baby. Immortalize your future school shooter or pole dancer with the Otete & Anyo Baby Hand & Foot Stamp. For just $101, send in a print of your baby’s appendages and receive a customized stamp pad set. It’s cheaper than posting bail.

Probably the most sexy thing I’ve seen on the Web since oiled midget mud wrestling is this Super Sexy CPR instructional video. To think that a lingerie company cares enough about first aid to create an instructional video — now that’s a great way to fulfill your civic responsibilities and give me musing material all […]

With the release of Call of Duty: Black Ops just on the horizon, Activision unleashes its second teaser trailer for the game. This reel opens with a jet fighter air strike and a standard, disgruntled voiceover. “A lie is a lie. Just because they write it down and call it history, doesn’t make it the […]

A while back, I wrote about Google and Android’s sinister robot plot to take over the world. Well, at its 2010 conference, Google I/O, announcements were made to do just that. I warned you, now take shelter. LIAS went to Google I/O on a reconnaissance mission and here’s what we found: Google TV If successful, […]

Firsts are much appreciated here at the Supermarket, but none more than the OPC Computer Amplifier Speaker. It’s a PC with decent specs, it’s an amplifier that will piss off your neighbor, it’s the first of its kind. Plug in an array of instruments and even your iPod to be dealt a thunderstruck blow to […]

Maybe it’s payback for the two nukes we dropped on them in doublya-doublya-two, but Japan has really put the sword to the shogun on this one. The Kaoiro Japanese Emoticon Stamp looks harmless enough at first glance, but actually contains thousands of punctuation characters that can be used to stamp some 2000 different emoticons. I […]