I don’t what makes this so funny to me — Elmo in a dirty wifebeater, Bert as Bushwick Bill’s phantom nemesis, or a Brat as Scarface’s bitchsmacked ghetto ho — but for some reason a cognac swiggin’, gun totin’, blunt smokin’ muppet really makes me laugh. Go figure.

Btw, am I crazy or is Elmo giving a teabagging reference to his chick? You can just see Jim Henson rolling in his grave. This parody of the Geto Boys’ classic track of inner city paranoia would pretty much have to be the man’s worst nightmare …