This is pretty much the greatest crime story ever. Forget the lifeline of Don Corleone, the epic bad assness of John Dillinger, or even the moronic bumblings of the Coen Bros’ rogue gallery. No, it’s all about this guy. I mean, what’s there not to like about a guy who uses Craigslist to hire a bunch of decoys, robs a bank armed with only pepper spray, a safety vest and gas mask, and employs a getaway innertube. A getaway innertube!!! If ever there was an American Hero, I’d vote for this guy…

Thanks to Maringuy.