After last week’s early record listening of Asher Roth’s album Asleep in the Bread Aisle, Maxwell Hauser linked up with Asher to ask him a few quick questions. Here are his few quick answers regarding supermarkets, MILFs, beer pong etiquette, career advice for Michael Phelps and, of course, Salma Hayek’s boobies…

Hit the Jump to read the Asher Roth Q&A, and peep his new video for “I Love College”:…

What’s your favorite Sci Fi movie from the ’80s or ’90s?
The Matrix (Option B: Attack of the Killer Clowns From Outer Space).

Why?
Because it tells it how it is. Stay away from the woman in the red dress.

You rap a lot about boobs, which is understandable. Would you rather have Salma Hayek during the Dusk til Dawn era, or Dogma? If not Salma, who’s your #1 in the boob arena?
Dusk til Dawn. Definitely. Cause I have a thing for vampires. If not  Selma – then Jessica Simpson…. Now.

What career advice do you have for Michael Phelps?
Stick to Js.

Do you  think you’d ever  lose sponsorship money for getting caught hitting a bong?
Absolutely not. I’d get more.

Word is you’re a champion beer pong competitor. Do you play Beirut rules, or real beer pong?
It really comes down to house rules. But at my house, we play beer pong.

What’s your worst drinking game?
Chug the beer.

You last video is filmed in a supermarket – why?
Why not? The grocery store is the best place on earth.

Did you  ever work in one?
Kind of – a natural food store.

What’s your worst Supermarket-related memory?
Getting rejected by a hot mom in the frozen food aisle.

If you were lost in a supermarket, what aisle would we find  you in?
Produce… Or maybe the birthday card section.

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Video for “I Love College”: