This UK-built Disintegrator, as it’s dubbed, is to classroom rubber band fights what the Hydrogen bomb was to WWII. They claim it’s “the most devastating rubber band gun ever built”, and how you gonna argue with ’em? It’s capable of firing more than 40 rounds per second (2400 rounds per minute!) from its 24 revolving barrels, a literal Gatling gun of rubber bands. Boy I wish I had one of these back in Mr. Clark’s 5th grade class, I really woulda shown that dickweed Sharkey a lesson…

Fastforward to about the 3 min mark in the video below to save yourself some time. Oh, and you may wanna mute it to save yourself some ear pain…