Come one, come all and dare to challenge the undefeated, undisputed, unsought monster with a perfect record of 0-0. No one has yet challenged the one, the only SEGER, probably because they are too busy cleaning up the urine they secreted while gazing at his sheer ferociousness. Like a perfect weapon, this Bubole monster was forged from miscellaneous body parts. If you dare go head to head with this beast you will face utter destruction. His 50-inch biceps will tear you to shreds. Do not be fooled by SEGER’s short stature, for he is a God among monsters…besides, it helps with his center of gravity…he’s like a shortstop…a shortstop with a killer’s mentality. So, come challenge my monster to a spacebar tapping punch-fest…you can also block with the left or right key, depending on which side your opponent is on, but who really blocks? Not SEGER, he just deals flesh ripping punches.

The site requires registration to participate, but it’s no big deal. I have been registered for a week and still haven’t received an email from it. If no one else is online, you can enter a practice fight to hone your skills, but SEGER prefers to kill bugs while he waits. As you roll your mouse over the menu options, bugs scatter from behind them. Each bugs you squash with a mouse click will yield you points. The site offers a “wormy prize” to those who receive 2000 bug-squashing points. I haven’t squashed enough bugs for the prize, but I’m really curious to know what it is.