You’ve shed sheets of sweat dancing to their music. You’ve marveled at their pyramid light shows. You’ve achieved moments of bliss traveling Around the World with them. You’ve released monumental dumps of serotonin flailing like an epileptic to their beats. So what’s left to do with the dynamic duo that is Daft Punk that hasn’t already been done? Well, why not dress them up in Malibu Ken’s doll clothes and strike vengeance for always being so much damn cooler than you ever will be? Now you can get payback with Medicom’s Daft Punk 12″ action figures. Make them drive Barbie’s pink Corvette, dress Thomas Bangalter in one of Ken’s peach tuxedos, force Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo to wear Ken’s bowling shirts. The time is nigh for your sweet, sweet revenge! Here’s to taking a bunch of old disco and Italodisco songs I’d never heard before, sampling them liberally, adding some undeniably hipshaking beats and then making millions upon millions off of it. What, am I bitter? What makes you think that?? Both the Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo editions are available at Cool Cats online store for a scant $200 (€160).

One more shot of the (petite) dynamic Daft duo after the Jump…