I don’t know a lot about women, but what I do know is that they love anatomically correct cakes shaped like bleeding organs. How else to show them that you really, really care than to give them an oozing representation of your viscous, guilt-filled heart? Luckily the geniusly named baker Lily Vanilli is here with her Valentine’s Bleeding Hearts Cakes — artfully baked of red velvet sponge, cream cheese frosting and very realistic copious blackcurrant and cherry “blood”. For roughly only $11 (£7) plus delivery, you can have your very own blood soaked Valentine’s Day desert. Plus, 20% of every Bleeding Heart sale goes to Trekstock, a music and fashion charity that raises awareness and support for young people with cancer. So you can be a damn bleeding heart liberal whilst gorging yourself on an actual bleeding heart. How meta. But if you want your own gore-filled lovers holiday, get yours done quick — all orders must be in by February 12th.

via Boingboing