Because the Chinaman is not the issue here. I’m not sure this 3×5 potleaf, Duddha-with-a-bowling-ball throw rug will cause any throwdown issues like any rug ever did for the Dude, but if I had $245 lying around, I’d throw on my jellies and toss this puppy down right by my bong and bowling pins. There I’d sit, patiently waiting for the rumors of a new Big Lebowski sequel to come to fruition… can it be true? Let’s hope this rug gives the Coens some inspiration to get their lazy asses to work. And if anyone questions it, well, sir, this is the rug I have. And it really ties the room together…