I know what you’re thinking: for so long you’ve wanted to start rocking that Luxury-Gladiator-With-Antlers look, but you had no idea where to get started. It’s a common obstacle that’s befuddled many an entrepreneurial trendsetter. Lucky for all sartorial pioneers, Rock N’ Bone‘s Couture line is here to supply you with handsomely crafted, $3,000 bedazzled Trojan helmets. Their designs, with such names as Mutant, Troy, White Spirit and Crow, aim to bring back the ancient aesthetics of Roman gladiators and medieval knights to the modern dancefloor. Personally I’m feeling the Iron Glove below, which would make a most excellent gauntlet to slap the bleached teeth out of that guy at the bar while challenging him to a duel. That dude’s had it coming ever since loading the Jukebox with B.E.P. songs. Guy — nobody wants to hear “Let’s Get Retarded” for the tenth fucking time, take that shit back to the South Bay…

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