Are the chronically incontinent known for their self-deprecating sense of humor? If you pooped your knickers enough on a regular basis to where you needed quick access to five pairs of underwear, would you advertise it to all with a humorous dispenser? If so, you might be interested in the Emergency Underpants Dispenser — the 4″ tall boxes may look a lot like a Kleenex box, but instead of soft tissues you can pull out a pair of clean, sanitary, safe underwear. Hurray! Now when your friends booze so much they pass out and crap their pants, you can just pull out a new pair of underoos and kick them out the door on their smelly way home. Good riddance, Roberto (yes, I’m talking to you Gutierrez). Get your own Emergency Underpants Dispenser for just $7.