Look, we’re all gonna die. It fucking sucks. There’s no amount of haggling, begging or denying that will save you from the cold dark void that we will all come to embrace. So why not embrace that mortality on a daily basis? A good way to start is with this vividly detailed Black Skull Candle. Made of 100% paraffin wax, the Black Skull Candle is a fine substitute for Yorick’s bony cranium, allowing you to play your own personal MacBeth and question the ultimate existentialism of life in the cozy comfort of your living room. Plus, it’s way cheaper than that $600 Alexander McQueen Blue Skull Umbrella. Pick up a Black Skull Candle for $50 if you agree.