Drop your star cruiser couch onto the Death Star rug which has kindly been made possible for your bedroom/mom’s basement/womanless nerd shed by Totem rug makers out of Canada. This 6’x6′ circle of awesome may just be the finest accoutrement any part of your house has seen since this Lebowski business. But why be the Dude when you can be a Jedi? Hand-knotted in wool and bamboo for $3,300 — but if that sounds a little steep for decorations from the Dark Side, a smaller version is available.

The Totem “Death Star” Star Wars Rug in action below…