[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/DVT9LvgjFAo" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]If anyone ever asks me who is the Greatest Hero In American History (which, believe it or not, happens quite frequently), the answer is absolutely clear. I need not explain anything, nary utter a single word, other than to direct said inquisitor to the above link. Yeah, sure, it’s a bit old, and our boy Chris Elliott may have peaked well over a decade ago (followed by a sad decline into the comic abyss of Scary Movie and Nutty Professor-level roles), but when he was on – and especially when he was the magnificent Chris Peterson (aka, Sparkles) –  the man made Benjamin Franklin look like Pookie when he fell off the wagon.  Oh yeah, and lest us not forget he also inspired two other Great American Heroes, Prince Paul and Dan the Automator, to throw on some mustaches, mix a couple dirty  martinis and write a few jingles together…