A motorcycle jacket by Alexander McQueen, except for the fact that it’s not actually usable for any riding purposes whatsoever. Well, maybe a Vespa but even that’s cutting it close. The jacket is made of 100% cotton, which makes it 100% useless when riding a motorcycle, but arguably 100% ironic. Designed with distressed hemlines, epaulets at shoulders and exposed zipper and zipper pockets, the new motorcycle jacket from McQueen is available in one colorway: black with dark gray contrasting sleeves. You did it again, McQueen. You can buy one for $685 at ssense.