What do you get when you perform this algorithm:
[Joey Buttafucco (Austin Powers – James Bond) x Chris Farley] – Peter Parker = ?

Italian Spiderman, naturalmente!

God , this show looks like so much fun to make. Fistifcuffs with Mexican wresters, motobike chases, a fat Italian guy putting ladies in check…Plus, I love how under “suspense” it’s Italian Spiderman smoking a cig in the bushes, harassed by a rubber snake. That’s some suspenseful shit — make Aliens look like Final Destination 3.

Oh, and how hot is the ubiquitous Italian girl??? Yowzers. Benedicalo, Italian Spiderman, benedicalo…

Check out Episode 1 after the Spidey Leap

Episode 1

And this is Episode 7, put up just to sate your need for Hot Italian Girl. What is it about Mediterranean girls
in 60s hair-do’s that makes the Madman go Mundt? If they could only bottle it, I’d never leave my palace…