Kind of a clever take on the timeless fairy tale, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters tells the story of what happens to the famous erstwhile lost brother and sister after they almost get eaten by a witch. Apparently killing her begins a lifelong taste for witch blood, as Hansel and Gretel dedicate themselves to a life of witch killing. Sure, why not. Starring Jeremy Renner and the quite easy-on-the-eyes Gemma Arterton and Famke Janssen, the film is set for a 2013 release.