19 Mar
Metal revisions of AC/DC, Boston, Journey, Thin Lizzy & Rush

When I was in high school one of my friends used to drive me home a lot before I was old enough to (legally) drive. He had a huge white Olds that fit like 20 people and had this pimp-grade blue velvet interior that I hope to make a cape out of some day. Anyways […]


14 May
Have Jack Black & Kyle Gass found the perfect roadie...?

What are two superstars to do when they find the perfect Roadie? Write a song about him, of course. After interviewing Sebastian (Danny McBride, also known as KENNY FUCKING POWERS from Eastbound & Down), and hearing his list of kick-ass credentials from working with AC/DC to Van Halen and even promising an awesome laser show […]


16 Dec
On a Brave Quest to Become Worst Music Magazine In the History of the Printed Word

Oh my lord, I just can’t keep this to myself anymore. I stands all I can stands and I can’t stands no more. I really don’t like to put down people trying to push music, even styles I don’t care for. In a perfect world, no one’s taste is better than another’s. But in the […]