This is arguably the greatest story of epic tragedy since, I dunno, Laius and Jocasta decided to get busy. It’s like the trifecta of human suffering: hookers, booze and midgets. Oh, and decorative wrestling masks to match. Shouldn’t Michael Bay be paying some writer from Burn Notice to pen the script as we speak?? I […]
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Jul
No really - seriously. We're not making this up...