There’s this well-known George Carlin quote: “If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter.” I don’t think Mr. Carlin went far enough. Even with shorter arms, people would have found a way to masturbate. Frequently. We’d all be using oddly shaped extenders like those grabbers that elderly people in […]
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One of the only surefire ways to prevent masturbation is crucifixion
