It’s Friday, which means we’re all looking forward to the weekend. Thank god for the Vintage Vice mixtape, a 14-track exploration of all the illicit dabblings that we assume old timers didn’t do. As the opening song croons, “I may smoke my weed, you know it makes me happy… when I’m in need.” While we […]
16
Aug
Junkers, jivers, vipers, dope-fiends, hookers, boozers & sinners
4
Mar
The soundtrack to a terrifying social experiment gone awry
Well, I suppose this was inevitable. I know people are getting sick of the whole Charlie Sheen thing already, but really — have you ever known a public meltdown in human history better suited for a dubstep remix? Me thinks not. The whole Adonis DNA, tiger blood, being from another terrestrial plane rant — it’s […]
10
Jul
No really - seriously. We're not making this up...
This is arguably the greatest story of epic tragedy since, I dunno, Laius and Jocasta decided to get busy. It’s like the trifecta of human suffering: hookers, booze and midgets. Oh, and decorative wrestling masks to match. Shouldn’t Michael Bay be paying some writer from Burn Notice to pen the script as we speak?? I […]
