21 Oct
Enslaving the machines to do mankind's easiest work

What exactly is up with the Japanese? They erect giant robots to defend themselves from really slow aliens, they manufacture robot bears to carry the incontinently shit-faced, and then they enslave the clumsy bastards to play soccer games to the death. What gives, Japan? Can’t you give these poor soulless bolts-n-transponders a break? Now you […]


21 Aug
Never eat nerd-free gyozas again

Do you eat Ramen? Do you love Star Wars? Of course you do, you went to college and you have testicles. Well lucky for you Kotobukiya created these light saber chopsticks. What would life be without choices, so you can pluck spicy tuna rolls with Yoda, Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader chopsticks (no brainer). Fittingly, […]