5 Apr
The Elf forgives the faults in lieu of the fun

First, I’m not claiming to be an unbiased movie reviewer here – I admit my love of the first Clash of the Titans has fully influenced my impression of this new one. It brought out the little girl in me and I pretty much couldn’t stop smiling throughout the movie, intellectually knowing that I was […]


17 Dec
The classic mythology film returns with the only man who knows where Brad Grey keeps all those dead hookers

Man oh man did I love the old Clash of the Titans — one of the best fantasy movies of all time. To this day I’d rather see some epic Ray Harryhausen skeleton armies tearing up the landscape over any crappy ass Deep Blue Sea killer shark CGI painted-on bullshit. Harryhausen was the man. Did […]