Nissan invited Lost In a Supermarket up to Vancouver to testdrive their brand spanking new Juke, and this is the results… Oh how I ponder your star-crossed fate, Nissan Juke. While I stare at your curious “crocodile” headlights, mounted high on your raised fenders and separated by feet of steel from your grill, I wonder […]
4
Oct
Will America fall in love...or scratch its head?
15
Sep
Voyeuristic robots and sub-bass Ninja Tune goodness
God I love me some Amon Tobin, especially when the track’s video involves a home-invading voyeuristic robot. Although I’m not sure what took so long to make this new video (released last week), seeing as the track “Esther’s” comes from Tobin’s 2007 album, The Foley Room. But why look a gift horse in the mouth? […]
6
Apr
The Marion Hyper-Sub here for all your above water/below water mission needs
I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Not only am I a top-tier writer for LIAS, the greatest online magazine in the history of the printed word, but I’m also a corporate mercenary. I’m in the assassination game and my skills as an international man of mystery fetch top dollar. My last […]
4
Feb
Richard Branson and Graham Hawke collaborate to take $113,000 per week from rich tourists
The newly developed $655,000 Necker Nymph aero submarine will be stationed on Richard Branson’s 74-acre private island in the British Virgin Islands. The three-person sub was developed by the visionary Graham Hawkes of Hawkes Ocean Technologies, and similarly to his creations the Deep Flight Challenger and the Super Falcon, the Necker Nymph essentially “flies” underwater, […]
