This could possibly be the most perfectly manufactured Because We Love You in the long history of our beloved series. I mean, someone had the wherewithal to have a bikini shoot in zero gravity (genius!), and then handpicked everyone’s favorite blonde bombshell to play floating piñata? There are strokes of genius, like E=MC2, Heisenberg’s Principle […]


This really needs no explanation, does it? Something about Sports Illustrated‘s always hilarious “Swimsuit Issue”, Kate Upton at her buxom best, a bikini in Antarctica and all other kinds of useless words… Enjoy…


Not much to describe here, just a 70 second video of everyone’s favorite buxom American supermodel running around on a beach in a bikini doing stuff and talking about stuff. I was on the phone when I watched this video so the volume was on mute, but I inferred by lip reading that she was […]


Kate Upton is like the Samuel Jackson of modeling — chick is everywhere; seems like you can’t swing a dead cat without seeing her pop up somewhere smiling in a bathing suit. But really, who’s complaining? After nailing the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year it’s been a non-stop cavalcade for the […]


27 Feb
A retro styled shoot featuring Upton in red heels & very little else

It sure does seem like Kate Upton’s been everywhere lately, whether it’s Taking It (Mostly) All Off For Esquire, or Running Around In a Bikini Doing Stuff, the 19-year old blond bombshell seems to be unstoppable ever since her eyebrow-raising cover for Sports Illustrated‘s Swimsuit Issue.  This time she’s taking it all off for another […]


Last Friday we brought you Kate Upton Taking It (Mostly) All Off For Esquire, and needless to say it was quite popular with readers. What can we say, we have a truly discerning, intelligent base. The girl seems to be everywhere after knocking down the cover of Sports Illustrated‘s Swimsuit Issue, even getting a cameo […]