[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/5AB7qL3volo" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] Shit is hi-la-ri-ous, though i have to say the inclusion of Akon in the Abused Vocoder Category is a bit unfair. There are about two dozen pop acts that consistently beat that dog with a chain much more than Akon, regardless what you think about his shirtless R&B crooning (and 15-yr-old kid tossing and 14-yr-old girl grinding). Although I suppose a T-Pain calls Daft Punk video might not have made as much sense as…wait a second, what the hell am I talking about??? A T-Pain calls Daft Punk video would be a genius pairing  — tantamount to the inevitable upcoming John McCain photo op where they put him side-by-side with Heidi Montag. Don’t be surprised if the universe decides to implode upon itself when this happens, due to a quantum-physical black hole created by the inversion of their importance in American History. And if her idiot boyfriend is there…Oh Lord…I pray for you, Universe, I pray for you…

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