It’s a fragrance that embodies the essence MJ—that is, the chemists who whipped up this concoction created a scent that would be sure to attract young boys. Aren’t there laws against this? Ok, ok, I know what some of you Thriller-fanatic, look-the-other-way type people are saying, “But MJ was the greatest pop artist of all time.” And to that I say, yes, but he fondled young boys’ lollipops…allegedly. You can get your hands on a bottle of MJ’s juice for a mere $80.

And if that’s not enough MJ for you, you may want to cut a $15,000 check to artist Keith Collins who created this 7′ 10″ x 6′ 3″ rug to commemmorate the Pop King’s “marriage” with Lisa Marie Presley in May of 1994. Supposedly it currently resides at the Neverland Ranch, although didn’t he lose that already? Well Collins will send you a letter of certification testifying to its authenticity…for your $15K, that is. Enjoy MJ fans!