Playing their design off of an old European wives tale that says Jewish religious rites required the blood of Christian babies, the beverage creators EZ Protocols have developed a new brand of Vodka. Kabbalah Vodka is a recently released premium wheat Russian Vodka that features infants handmade from fortified glass inside of each bottle. We’re not sure where you can get it, but we know it’s a huge hit so far, breaking record sales for any new brand by selling over 13,000 5-litre cases within it’s first day on the market. With Kabbalah Vodka you can get trashed with a baby in the only way that is socially and morally sound. Isn’t it just adorable?

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