It’s like I’ve been saying for years: fitness technology has been on a steady declining since the 1980s. Sure, you had your Bowflexes and Soloflexes and so on, but there hasn’t been any major developments in exercise science until now. If it weren’t for Luca Schieppati and his Ciclotte, I think we’d still be in the health and fitness dark ages. The entire contraption is made up primarily of sturdy and lightweight carbon fiber materials, making it simultaneously light weight and chic. You might say, “Piter, who gives a damn about a round stationary bike. It pedals just like a regular bike.” To you I would say, get off my back, I didn’t invent the damn thing.