Our overweight tech-savvy friend is coming through big on this one. The new Fatman iTube ValveDock is providing a new quality to the sound of your music, creating a new affordable and portable audio device that is easy to use with the exceptional quality of a true vacuum tube amp. It utilizes a hybrid-tube design platform, making the iTube’s sound resonate exceptionally well to music lovers. The dock also allows any iPod to be used (except Shuffle, but those suck anyway), and comes with a 27 key remote control — a perfect fatman addition to all other fat men out there who become frustrated with those damn buttons that make them leave the comfort of their couch. Pick it up for $400.