2 May
Royal Virility Performance special edition brew

Have you had enough of the Royal Wedding? Did you think the celebration was finally over, and we could go back to your non-Royalist, American ways? Think again. A Special Edition brew called Royal Virility Performance — with only 1,000 bottles made — has been produced to celebrate the nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton last week, a beer containing something special to guarantee a full night’s “celebration”. Each 330ml bottle of India Pale Ale  is not only up there with its 7.5% alcohol, it’s also infused with herbal Viagra, chocolate, Goat Weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’, which I find to be a disturbingly and delightfully odd idea in general. Bottoms up! At over $16 a bottle, I hope it at least works.

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