There is nothing better than a glass of happiness on the rocks — especially in case of emergencies like, oh I don’t know, your shitty job, crazy friends, judgmental family and even your girlfriend. So you may be looking for a unique way to store all the boozy tools necessary to stay sane, and hence we present you with the Emergency Cocktail Station from Urbancase. The case, made of lacquered mdf, includes all the hardware required to mix the perfect cocktail for whatever ails you, and is handily designed to resemble an emergency first aid kit. It’ll take an eye for design to find the barware that distinctly fits your taste, and at $850 the Emergency Cocktail Station just may be the one. Unfortunately, the actual booze is not included. Booooo…