After Joss Whedon’s completely sincere endorsement of Mitt Romney (to spur the Zombie Apocalypse, of course) we have the ever compassionate Mr. Montgomery Burns throwing his hat in to support Romney. The billionaire humanitarian from Springfield offers many reasons why one should vote for good ol’ Mitt, the most marked being that he strapped his dog to the roof of his car on a 650-mile cross-country journey — you know, so the good pup would have a better view of his surroundings. Now that’s an animal lover. With both Burns and Lindsay Lohan supporting Romney, I’m not sure how one could resist joining that fine coterie of MENSA dignitaries…

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