Dutch artist Parra knows that we suck, so he has applied his iconic artwork to his new venture Tired Skateboards — a brand giving props to all you (us) aging skaters. To all the stubborn graybeards who end a session by putting down a half pack of cigarettes, or who prefer to think of a nosegrind as a Friday night drug splurge with Elliot. Created with a sense of consigned humor, Tired skateboards brings a “Skate or die!” philosophy to a new level that is more like “Skate for an hour… and then maybe go watch some House Of Cards.” Three different designs coming soon at Big Time Distribution for $57 each, on old school style decks instead of the newfangled direction-less boards.

More looks at Tired Skateboards first collection (and promo video) after the Jump…