If you thought ollieing a $15,000 gold skateboard was the most goofy-footed ride of the century, well try a million-dollar gold mountain bike on for size. Yes, now your bunnyhops can really sparkle, as this bike is completely coated in 24k gold plating. In case that wasn’t far enough over the edge, note that the frame is also pave-set with 600 black diamonds and 500 sapphires. You can now rest assured that your paper route will be worth more than your mansion.

Priced at $1,000,000 and available in a limited run of only 13 bikes, this bad boy takes “extreme” biking to a whole new level. Other overkills flourishes include the gold-plated water bottle accented with chocolate-brown saddle leather. Oh, and in case none of this seems real, the CEO of the company is named “Mr. Power” and you can totally just drop a million-dollar gold bike into your online shopping cart, easy as gold, at a place named, appropriately enough, the House of Solid Gold. Stick around if you want to hit the black diamonds on a blood-diamond encrusted snowboard. Just kidding… hopefully. Also, if yore not doubting the plausibility of such a project enough yet, know that all proceeds go to the nonprofit The Way to Happiness which is based on the booklet by the totally good-as-gold non-insane-person, L. Ron Hubbard. You know, the guy who once said, “If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” Or sell your bike. 

Check out the fly gold bike chain after the Jump…