No, it’s not as funny as watching Arnold Schwarzenegger molesting his way around Rio de Janeiro, but  humorous enough to brighten your day. Sure sexual battery is tough to beat in the hilarity scale, but the idea of Conan the Barbarian: The Musical makes my work week better. “And to hear the lamentations of the women” as a chorus? Bravo Jon and Al, Bravo. God I loved Conan the Barbarian, hands down one of the best fantasy movies ever made (and if it weren’t for those damn Hobbits, I’d argue the best), so this brings back memories. Enjoy…

PS: The above image of Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant holding up Arnold Schwarzenegger (he’s 6’2″, mind you) has nothing to do with this post, but I figured what the hell. It’s pretty great. For more pointless Schwarzenegger-based humor, check out Total Recall: the Musical after the Jump …