There are so many ingenious ways of bilking the obscenely rich of their money, you have to give props anytime someone has the savvy — and straight up balls — to create something so outlandishly expensive that you just want to give one of those dramatic, end-of-movie climactic speech slow claps. You could, I don’t know, spend $3 Million on a pure gold miniature Bugatti Veyron, or drop $6,000,000 on a mediocre whisky (packed in a very expensive diamond-encrusted bottle), $3,000 on a goofy ass cap, $300,000 on a carbon fiber motorcycle (maybe possibly worth it), or even $3,000 on a luxury Gladiator helmet. Really, when it comes to spending a crapload of money on stupid shit, the global luxury supermarket is a vast labyrinth to get lost in — the options are many. But few could beat the audacity of asking for $100,000 for a razor — even if that razor has sapphire blades. Zafirro claim to have used a series of “rocket science technologies”, mixed with nanotechnology and (almost laughably) particle physics to craft the opulent razor, which features a blade about 1/10,000th the width of a hair. The sapphire blades are allegedly sharper than any available on the market, and will stay sharp as new for at least a year. But it doesn’t end there — they’ll etch a serial number and monogram on the razor, as well as offer complimentary blade re-sharpening for up to a decade. How generous! Of course very few people will have the boundless stupidity refined taste to buy such a product, so Zafirro is limiting their Iridium razor to only 99 pieces. One for each of your problems, Mr. Abramovich…

One more shot of the Zafirro Iridium razor after the Jump…