Lamborghini has officially finally jumped the shark with its EDO LP 710 Christian Audigier edition. It would be impossible for Lambo to align itself with a tackier, cornier designer/brand, even if it went straight for the KMART Jaclyn Smith edition. My lord, what in blazes are you fools thinking??? Are you trying to poop on […]

The new Mercedes Benz McLaren SLR Stirling Moss will be the last of the acclaimed McLaren SLR line. What a shame — these SLRs are bad ass. Supposedly, this is the production version and will come out with neither windows nor roof. No roof? As this supercar launches you down the road with 650 horses, […]

This is actually a coffin, believe it or not. Some jackass actually wants to spend all of eternity trapped into a Nike Air Max 95. My god, anyone this stupid actually deserves their fate. Look guy, you’re dead. Finito. Do you really need to waste you or your family’s hard-earned money on a coffin that […]

Audi has announced 2 new evolutions of its R8 beast: the GT3 production (above) and the soon-to-be-unveiled R10 (below). After winning almost every Car of the Year award in 2007, the new R8s are sure to be dinosaur-burning bangers. I had one for a week last year, and the car was without a doubt the […]

The regular fervor of the LA Auto Show was lost this year due to the impending doom of what will forever be known as the “Big 3 Bailout“. Auto execs of Ford, GM and Chrysler left their stations unmanned while they flew private jets to Washington to grovel at the feet of the Senate Congressional […]

Ford’s given its successful 5th generation Mustang its first major facelift since debuting in 2005, and revealed it tonight at Barker Hanger in Santa Monica. Executives claimed the Mustang is America’s best selling sports car, which I guess could be true. The 2010 incarnation has some significant improvements over its present model, the most dramatic […]

When you roll up to the track all cool like, you wanna be towing your rice-rocket by a dinged-up F15O? What you wanna look like, a caveman when you take off that helmet? Hell no, that shit is pedestrian. With the impossibly stylish in mind, Ducati unveiled their new collaboration with Toyota at SEMA this […]

Ducati unveiled their new Streetfighter yesterday at the Milan Bike Show, and boy is it sick. These “streetfighters” — essentially sport bikes minus the fairings, and with a more upright riding position — are my fave class of bikes anyway, and you could expect Ducati to pull a trump card. I remember seeing the Monster […]