8 Nov
Arguably the Most Masculine Lighter Ever

Made from a hollow ram’s horn, Blackbird might have easily produced the most masculine lighter ever. If Conan owned a lighter, this would clearly be his number one choice. Not only is it a superb conversation starter, but it’s a perfect compliment to any collection of curious artifacts. If you have $400 to spare, head […]


Don’t know how I missed this, but it’s just too funny not to pass on. To promote his new show on TBS (which premiers November 8), Coco buys a 1969 Dodge Dart, loads it up with plastic explosives, fireworks and popcorn, and drives it off a 900 foot cliff. Dude is like Rambo wrapped up […]


No, it’s not as funny as watching Arnold Schwarzenegger molesting his way around Rio de Janeiro, but  humorous enough to brighten your day. Sure sexual battery is tough to beat in the hilarity scale, but the idea of Conan the Barbarian: The Musical makes my work week better. “And to hear the lamentations of the […]


10 May
The greatest fantasy illustrator of all time finally meets his Death Dealer

It’s a sad day here at the secret headquarters of LIAS, as we just found out about the passing of Frank Frazetta, unarguably the greatest fantasy illustrator of all time. He inspired legions of fans and imitators alike, but his style could never be duplicated —there certainly were more precise artists, guys who could almost […]


What do you call Norman Cook, Simon Thornton, Thomas Gandey, Justin Robertson, Ashley Beedle, Lateef, Martha Wainwright, Jamie T, David Byrne, Iggy Pop, Olly Hite, Conan, Pete York, Jack Penate, Emmy The Great and Dizzee Rascal making music together? The Brighton Port Authority. The made up backstory to the project is pretty dope. It all […]