You have to give it to Switzerland—they sure know how to rub it in. And can you blame them? What with always being confused with Sweden and all. The Helio radio from Bold Design is a smack in the face to our contemporary, “iPod mini” culture. While technology is jutting forward, the Helio uses technology […]

Real Tomato has finally come up with an alternative use for your voter registration guide—the RFID Paper Radio. A radio frequency chip is encoded with a message, a song, a queef, whatever and then activated when coming into contact with a corresponding chip. Your favorite musician (probably Seal or Barbara Streisand judging by the advertising […]

Designer Yu-hun Kim has come up with the perfect way for you to protect your porn magazines (if you still do the deed to print, grandpa). I know that while I’m in my study and engaged in leisurely reading of my copy of War and Peace—in Russian, mind you—I like to keep things nice and […]

Korean artist Gwon Osang must have the corner on this market, I’ve never seen anything like it. He’s taken the traditional idea of 2D collage and brought it into the realm of 3-motha-fuckin-D with his photo sculptures. Each sculpture is crafted from individual photos of the subject, except for maybe the Jesus sculpture…I’m still trying […]

The referee made sure the two curved razors were snugly fastened to each of Domingo’s grey reptilian feet. This battle-cock is a trained killer. Imported from the United States to the Philippines for his superior genetics (possibly from these guys?), Domingo flares his feathers—his comb stands erect on his head like a bright red avian […]

The idea of a time capsule is one that always intrigues us as a species, otherwise we wouldn’t keep doing it. We take pictures so we can remember…ummm…all the times we got wasted in Tijuana, blacked out and tried to jerk off the donkey…we’ve all done that, no? Our friends remind us, but pictures immortalize […]

Your favorite smog-fighting, 501c3 non-profit is back, and this time they’re not sweating balls in Coachella desert heat. They’re in an air-conditioned mall…in Hollywood. The space was donated by the Hollywood & Highland Center. Thanks capitalist pigs! “It’s the first ever environmental theme park,” says Eric Ritz, founder/director of Global Inheritance, the organization behind Environmentaland. […]

If most or all inventions come as a result of necessity, then this one takes the toilet cake. Richard “The Big Shit” Wharton, founder of the the Brown Corporation, was on day three at a festival and had to go. He didn’t want to use the port-a-shitter (can you blame him?) and didn’t want to […]